The Theory of Robert: Second Edition

This bingo card has a free space and 126 words: Roberto mentions ivermectin curing cancer, Roberto brings up parasites causing disease, He references farm medications or Tractor Supply, He says the Buga Sphere has “no seams”, He says the Buga Sphere responded to chanting (DRINK), He claims the sphere gained weight, He says NASA lies about everything, He mentions the firmament, He references Antarctica as restricted or suspicious, He says the Moon isn’t natural, He brings up 20-and-Back memory wiping, He mentions anti-gravity tech exists, He says alien documents are blurry on purpose, He mentions reptilians or shapeshifters (SHOT), He points out someone’s blink as “evidence”, He says Dogman sightings are real, He brings up Skinwalkers, He says Bigfoot goes interdimensional, He compares cryptids to aliens, He mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers, He says pyramids were energy generators, He mentions Tartaria buildings, He references 432 Hz or 528 Hz, He claims sound healing works, He says meditation opened his third eye, He tells an astral projection story (DRINK), He says sleep paralysis is a spiritual event, He claims remote viewing is proven, Roberto says UFOs are definitely real, He says the government recovered crashed UFOs (SHOT), He mentions the Tic Tac UFO, He says aliens communicate with frequencies, He explains UFOs using anti-gravity propulsion, He connects UFOs to ancient civilizations, He ties UFOs into his reptilian theory, He brings up flat Earth, He mentions the ice wall, He claims eclipses don’t make sense on a globe, He says “everything is connected” (DRINK), He says “they don’t want you to know”, He says “do your own research” (DRINK), He raises his voice while explaining, He uses both hands to gesture wildly, He interrupts himself with another theory, He connects two unrelated theories into one, He starts drawing a diagram, He pulls out his phone to show a video (SHOT), The video he shows is blurry or pixelated (DRINK), He quotes someone with no scientific background, He says “hear me out”, He ends a rant with “you’ll see…” (SHOT), Someone asks “Bro, what?”, Someone laughs before he finishes, Someone says “Oh my god, Roberto”, Someone has to drink because the energy is too much (DRINK), “You have to wake up, man.” ✅, “Do your own research.” 🎯, “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯, “It’s all connected.” ✅, “The government already knows.” ✅, “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯, “Follow the money.” ✅, “Look at the ancient texts.” ✅, “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯, “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯, “History has been rewritten.” ✅, Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀, Brings up Antarctica conspiracies ✅, Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯, Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯, References Above Majestic 💀, Says aliens built the pyramids ✅, Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯, Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯, Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯, Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯, Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯, Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯, Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀, Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯, Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯, Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅, Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀, Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀, Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air ✅, Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯, Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯, Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” ✅, Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯, Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀, Looks at the bartender suspiciously ✅, Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit 🎯, Mentions parasites being the root of most disease 🎯, Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply 🎯, Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds 🎯, Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀, Says the sphere “gained weight over time” 🎯, Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near 🎯, Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs 🎯, Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀, Says aliens communicate through frequencies 🎯, Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations 🎯, Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀, Says anti-gravity tech already exists 🎯, Connects reptilians to aliens 🎯, Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional 🎯, Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it's established fact 🎯, References 432 Hz or 528 Hz 🎯, Claims meditation opened his third eye 🎯, Mentions an astral projection experience 💀, Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter 🎯, Says remote viewing is proven 🎯, Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments 🎯, Mentions the ice wall 🎯, Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀, Says seasons prove Earth is flat 🎯, Says “NASA edits all their photos” 🎯, Mentions gold/silver being the only real money 🎯, Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS 🎯, Connections two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” 🎯, Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video 🎯, The video he shows is extremely blurry 🎯, He starts talking faster mid-rant 🎯, He gets louder as he goes 🎯, He answers a different question than the one asked 🎯 and Says “Hear me out…” 🎯.

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