Says “aliensguide humanevolution”Checks overhis shoulderbefore sayingsomething“classified” 💀Saysseasonsprove Earthis flat ✅Believesthe Moonlanding wasfaked 🎯He answersa differentquestionthan the oneasked ✅Mentions“thesimulation”or the Matrix🎯Startsexplainingone theory butmerges it withanother 🎯Uses handgestures likeconnectingdots in theair 🎯Says“Hear meout…” ✅ReferencesAboveMajestic 🎯Says theBuga Spherehas noseams orwelds ✅The videohe shows isextremelyblurry ✅Saysivermectincures morethan doctorsadmit ✅Looks at thebartendersuspiciously🎯References432 Hz or528 Hz ✅Leans in andlowers his voicelike he’srevealingsomethingdangerous 💀“Followthemoney.”🎯Mentionsgold/silverbeing theonly realmoney ✅“They’vebeen hidingthis foryears.” 🎯“You haveto wakeup, man.”🎯Brings upDogman orSkinwalkers asinterdimensionalMentionsfarm medsor TractorSupply ✅Brings upTartaria ormudfloods 🎯Thinks Tesla(thescientist)was silenced🎯Mentionsdollarcollapse orBRICS ✅Connectsreptiliansto aliensClaims theBuga Spherereacted tochanting 💀Thinks thegovernmenthas timetravel tech💀“Look attheancienttexts.” 🎯ThinksElon Muskis “in on it”🎯Gets frustratedwhensomeonechallenges himThinks UFOshelpedancientcivilizationsSaysremoteviewing isproven ✅Says UFOsightings areincreasingbecausedisclosure isnear ✅Says thesphere“gainedweight overtime” ✅Says anti-gravity techalreadyexists ✅Says theMoon isartificial orhollow 💀Mentionshaving“sources” butdoesn’t specifywho 🎯MentionsFresnoNightcrawlerslike it’sestablished factBelievescryptids andUFOs areconnectedMentionsthe TicTac UFOsSays“NASA editsall theirphotos” ✅Says UFOsand ancientcivilizationsare linkedSays, “I can’tsay toomuch aboutthis, but…”🎯Says aliensbuilt thepyramids🎯Says sleepparalysis is aspiritualencounterBrings upArea 51 orundergroundbases 🎯Talks aboutflat EarthhorizonargumentsSays,“You’llsee. Justwait.” 💀Says alienscommunicatethroughfrequenciesMentions anastralprojectionexperienceBrings upJFKassassinationconspiracy🎯Sayseclipsesdon’t workon a globe💀“Historyhas beenrewritten.”🎯Connects twounrelatedtheories with“Think aboutit…” ✅“Do yourownresearch.”🎯Sayspyramidswere energygeneratorsMentionsNaziUFOs 🎯Claims thegovernmentrecoveredcrashedUFOs 💀“They don’twant you toknow thetruth.” 🎯Pulls outphone toshow aYouTubevideo ✅Says Bigfoot isinterdimensional🎯Tries to explainsomething,pauses, thensays, “Nevermind, it’s toodeep.” 🎯MentionsLizard Peoplecontrolling thegovernment💀“Thegovernmentalreadyknows.” 🎯Claimsmeditationopened histhird eye ✅“It’s allconnected.”“Mainstreammedia iscovering itup.” 🎯Brings upAntarcticaconspiracies🎯Gets distractedmid-sentenceand forgets theoriginalquestion ✅“There’smore to thisthan they’retelling us.”🎯TalksaboutSkinwalkerRanch 🎯He startstalkingfaster mid-rant ✅Mentionsthe icewall ✅Mentionsparasitesbeing theroot of mostdisease ✅He getslouder ashe goesSays “aliensguide humanevolution”Checks overhis shoulderbefore sayingsomething“classified” 💀Saysseasonsprove Earthis flat ✅Believesthe Moonlanding wasfaked 🎯He answersa differentquestionthan the oneasked ✅Mentions“thesimulation”or the Matrix🎯Startsexplainingone theory butmerges it withanother 🎯Uses handgestures likeconnectingdots in theair 🎯Says“Hear meout…” ✅ReferencesAboveMajestic 🎯Says theBuga Spherehas noseams orwelds ✅The videohe shows isextremelyblurry ✅Saysivermectincures morethan doctorsadmit ✅Looks at thebartendersuspiciously🎯References432 Hz or528 Hz ✅Leans in andlowers his voicelike he’srevealingsomethingdangerous 💀“Followthemoney.”🎯Mentionsgold/silverbeing theonly realmoney ✅“They’vebeen hidingthis foryears.” 🎯“You haveto wakeup, man.”🎯Brings upDogman orSkinwalkers asinterdimensionalMentionsfarm medsor TractorSupply ✅Brings upTartaria ormudfloods 🎯Thinks Tesla(thescientist)was silenced🎯Mentionsdollarcollapse orBRICS ✅Connectsreptiliansto aliensClaims theBuga Spherereacted tochanting 💀Thinks thegovernmenthas timetravel tech💀“Look attheancienttexts.” 🎯ThinksElon Muskis “in on it”🎯Gets frustratedwhensomeonechallenges himThinks UFOshelpedancientcivilizationsSaysremoteviewing isproven ✅Says UFOsightings areincreasingbecausedisclosure isnear ✅Says thesphere“gainedweight overtime” ✅Says anti-gravity techalreadyexists ✅Says theMoon isartificial orhollow 💀Mentionshaving“sources” butdoesn’t specifywho 🎯MentionsFresnoNightcrawlerslike it’sestablished factBelievescryptids andUFOs areconnectedMentionsthe TicTac UFOsSays“NASA editsall theirphotos” ✅Says UFOsand ancientcivilizationsare linkedSays, “I can’tsay toomuch aboutthis, but…”🎯Says aliensbuilt thepyramids🎯Says sleepparalysis is aspiritualencounterBrings upArea 51 orundergroundbases 🎯Talks aboutflat EarthhorizonargumentsSays,“You’llsee. Justwait.” 💀Says alienscommunicatethroughfrequenciesMentions anastralprojectionexperienceBrings upJFKassassinationconspiracy🎯Sayseclipsesdon’t workon a globe💀“Historyhas beenrewritten.”🎯Connects twounrelatedtheories with“Think aboutit…” ✅“Do yourownresearch.”🎯Sayspyramidswere energygeneratorsMentionsNaziUFOs 🎯Claims thegovernmentrecoveredcrashedUFOs 💀“They don’twant you toknow thetruth.” 🎯Pulls outphone toshow aYouTubevideo ✅Says Bigfoot isinterdimensional🎯Tries to explainsomething,pauses, thensays, “Nevermind, it’s toodeep.” 🎯MentionsLizard Peoplecontrolling thegovernment💀“Thegovernmentalreadyknows.” 🎯Claimsmeditationopened histhird eye ✅“It’s allconnected.”“Mainstreammedia iscovering itup.” 🎯Brings upAntarcticaconspiracies🎯Gets distractedmid-sentenceand forgets theoriginalquestion ✅“There’smore to thisthan they’retelling us.”🎯TalksaboutSkinwalkerRanch 🎯He startstalkingfaster mid-rant ✅Mentionsthe icewall ✅Mentionsparasitesbeing theroot of mostdisease ✅He getslouder ashe goes

The Theory of Roberto: 2nd Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says “aliens guide human evolution” ✅
  2. Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀
  3. Says seasons prove Earth is flat ✅
  4. Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯
  5. He answers a different question than the one asked ✅
  6. Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯
  7. Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯
  8. Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air 🎯
  9. Says “Hear me out…” ✅
  10. References Above Majestic 🎯
  11. Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds ✅
  12. The video he shows is extremely blurry ✅
  13. Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit ✅
  14. Looks at the bartender suspiciously 🎯
  15. References 432 Hz or 528 Hz ✅
  16. Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀
  17. “Follow the money.” 🎯
  18. Mentions gold/silver being the only real money ✅
  19. “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯
  20. “You have to wake up, man.” 🎯
  21. Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional ✅
  22. Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply ✅
  23. Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯
  24. Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯
  25. Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS ✅
  26. Connects reptilians to aliens ✅
  27. Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀
  28. Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀
  29. “Look at the ancient texts.” 🎯
  30. Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯
  31. Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅
  32. Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations ✅
  33. Says remote viewing is proven ✅
  34. Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near ✅
  35. Says the sphere “gained weight over time” ✅
  36. Says anti-gravity tech already exists ✅
  37. Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀
  38. Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯
  39. Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it’s established fact ✅
  40. Believes cryptids and UFOs are connected ✅
  41. Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs ✅
  42. Says “NASA edits all their photos” ✅
  43. Says UFOs and ancient civilizations are linked ✅
  44. Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯
  45. Says aliens built the pyramids 🎯
  46. Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter ✅
  47. Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯
  48. Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments ✅
  49. Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀
  50. Says aliens communicate through frequencies ✅
  51. Mentions an astral projection experience ✅
  52. Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯
  53. Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀
  54. “History has been rewritten.” 🎯
  55. Connects two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” ✅
  56. “Do your own research.” 🎯
  57. Says pyramids were energy generators ✅
  58. Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯
  59. Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀
  60. “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯
  61. Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video ✅
  62. Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯
  63. Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” 🎯
  64. Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀
  65. “The government already knows.” 🎯
  66. Claims meditation opened his third eye ✅
  67. “It’s all connected.” ✅
  68. “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯
  69. Brings up Antarctica conspiracies 🎯
  70. Gets distracted mid-sentence and forgets the original question ✅
  71. “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯
  72. Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯
  73. He starts talking faster mid-rant ✅
  74. Mentions the ice wall ✅
  75. Mentions parasites being the root of most disease ✅
  76. He gets louder as he goes ✅