The Theory of Roberto: 2nd Edition

This bingo card has a free space and 76 words: “You have to wake up, man.” 🎯, “Do your own research.” 🎯, “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯, “It’s all connected.” ✅, “The government already knows.” 🎯, “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯, “Follow the money.” 🎯, “Look at the ancient texts.” 🎯, “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯, “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯, “History has been rewritten.” 🎯, Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀, Brings up Antarctica conspiracies 🎯, Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯, Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯, References Above Majestic 🎯, Says aliens built the pyramids 🎯, Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯, Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯, Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯, Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯, Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯, Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯, Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀, Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯, Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯, Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅, Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀, Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀, Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air 🎯, Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯, Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯, Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” 🎯, Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯, Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀, Looks at the bartender suspiciously 🎯, Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit ✅, Mentions parasites being the root of most disease ✅, Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply ✅, Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds ✅, Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀, Says the sphere “gained weight over time” ✅, Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near ✅, Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs ✅, Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀, Says aliens communicate through frequencies ✅, Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations ✅, Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀, Says anti-gravity tech already exists ✅, Connects reptilians to aliens ✅, Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional ✅, Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it’s established fact ✅, References 432 Hz or 528 Hz ✅, Claims meditation opened his third eye ✅, Mentions an astral projection experience ✅, Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter ✅, Says remote viewing is proven ✅, Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments ✅, Mentions the ice wall ✅, Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀, Says seasons prove Earth is flat ✅, Says “NASA edits all their photos” ✅, Mentions gold/silver being the only real money ✅, Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS ✅, Connects two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” ✅, Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video ✅, The video he shows is extremely blurry ✅, He starts talking faster mid-rant ✅, He gets louder as he goes ✅, He answers a different question than the one asked ✅, Says “Hear me out…” ✅, Says UFOs and ancient civilizations are linked ✅, Says pyramids were energy generators ✅, Believes cryptids and UFOs are connected ✅, Says “aliens guide human evolution” ✅ and Gets distracted mid-sentence and forgets the original question ✅.

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