A PhD studentwonders whya PhDsounded likea good ideaSomeonereuses thesame slidefrom lastyear“It workedyesterday”“Thisopensmany newquestions”A PI says“Interesting…”(no follow-up)A documentcrashesright beforesavingA labnotebookentry startswith “Ithink…”A control isadded afterseeing theresultsSomeonesays “It’sconceptuallysimple”“It’sprobablya batcheffect”Someonesays “Justone moreexperiment”Someonesays “Thisshould beeasy” (it wasnot)A figurelegend islonger thanthe figure“At least it’sreproduciblethis time”“Let’s check thesupplementary”A footnotebecomesessentialSomeone says“This isinterdisciplinary”A sampledisappearsmysteriouslyA PhDstudentexplains thePI’s ownprojectSomeonementionsimpostersyndrome(indirectly)Coffee istreated asan essentialreagentA meetingcoulddefinitelyhave beenan emailSomeoneworks on it“over theweekend”“Reviewer2 strikesagain”“We’ll fixit inrevision”Areferencefrom 1973is crucialA methodonly onepersonunderstandsAhumanitiesPhD says“It depends”Code workson onecomputeronlySomeoneaccidentallydeletessomethingimportantA title ischangedat the lastminuteSomeoneGooglestheir ownerrormessageA citationspiralbeginsA reviewerasks for atotally newmethodA wet labprotocolsays “mixgently”SomeonespillssomethingexpensiveA Nobellaureate ismentionedcasuallyA result iscalled“promising”A sentencestarts with“In thiscontext…”Someonesays “Intheory, thisshould work”A freezeralarmgoes offA figure isremade fiveminutesbeforesubmissionSomeonementionsa rejectedpaper“The dataare…moodytoday”“We don’treallyknowwhy”“We’llexplain itin thediscussion”Anexperimentfails for noclear reasonSomeonementionsethicsapprovaldelaysA theoryworksbeautifully—experimentdoes notSomeonesays “I’llclean thedata later”“Thesamplesize is…limited”You forgotyourposter.“I swearthisworkedlast week”A paper iscited withoutbeing fullyread“Let’s addit to futurework”Someonespends fiveminutes lookingfor the rightcable/adaptorA gellooksalmostperfect“Let’sjust re-run it”AdeadlinequietlypassesA script runsfor hours…thencrashesA PhD studentwonders whya PhDsounded likea good ideaSomeonereuses thesame slidefrom lastyear“It workedyesterday”“Thisopensmany newquestions”A PI says“Interesting…”(no follow-up)A documentcrashesright beforesavingA labnotebookentry startswith “Ithink…”A control isadded afterseeing theresultsSomeonesays “It’sconceptuallysimple”“It’sprobablya batcheffect”Someonesays “Justone moreexperiment”Someonesays “Thisshould beeasy” (it wasnot)A figurelegend islonger thanthe figure“At least it’sreproduciblethis time”“Let’s check thesupplementary”A footnotebecomesessentialSomeone says“This isinterdisciplinary”A sampledisappearsmysteriouslyA PhDstudentexplains thePI’s ownprojectSomeonementionsimpostersyndrome(indirectly)Coffee istreated asan essentialreagentA meetingcoulddefinitelyhave beenan emailSomeoneworks on it“over theweekend”“Reviewer2 strikesagain”“We’ll fixit inrevision”Areferencefrom 1973is crucialA methodonly onepersonunderstandsAhumanitiesPhD says“It depends”Code workson onecomputeronlySomeoneaccidentallydeletessomethingimportantA title ischangedat the lastminuteSomeoneGooglestheir ownerrormessageA citationspiralbeginsA reviewerasks for atotally newmethodA wet labprotocolsays “mixgently”SomeonespillssomethingexpensiveA Nobellaureate ismentionedcasuallyA result iscalled“promising”A sentencestarts with“In thiscontext…”Someonesays “Intheory, thisshould work”A freezeralarmgoes offA figure isremade fiveminutesbeforesubmissionSomeonementionsa rejectedpaper“The dataare…moodytoday”“We don’treallyknowwhy”“We’llexplain itin thediscussion”Anexperimentfails for noclear reasonSomeonementionsethicsapprovaldelaysA theoryworksbeautifully—experimentdoes notSomeonesays “I’llclean thedata later”“Thesamplesize is…limited”You forgotyourposter.“I swearthisworkedlast week”A paper iscited withoutbeing fullyread“Let’s addit to futurework”Someonespends fiveminutes lookingfor the rightcable/adaptorA gellooksalmostperfect“Let’sjust re-run it”AdeadlinequietlypassesA script runsfor hours…thencrashes

Nobel Dinner - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A PhD student wonders why a PhD sounded like a good idea
  2. Someone reuses the same slide from last year
  3. “It worked yesterday”
  4. “This opens many new questions”
  5. A PI says “Interesting…” (no follow-up)
  6. A document crashes right before saving
  7. A lab notebook entry starts with “I think…”
  8. A control is added after seeing the results
  9. Someone says “It’s conceptually simple”
  10. “It’s probably a batch effect”
  11. Someone says “Just one more experiment”
  12. Someone says “This should be easy” (it was not)
  13. A figure legend is longer than the figure
  14. “At least it’s reproducible this time”
  15. “Let’s check the supplementary”
  16. A footnote becomes essential
  17. Someone says “This is interdisciplinary”
  18. A sample disappears mysteriously
  19. A PhD student explains the PI’s own project
  20. Someone mentions imposter syndrome (indirectly)
  21. Coffee is treated as an essential reagent
  22. A meeting could definitely have been an email
  23. Someone works on it “over the weekend”
  24. “Reviewer 2 strikes again”
  25. “We’ll fix it in revision”
  26. A reference from 1973 is crucial
  27. A method only one person understands
  28. A humanities PhD says “It depends”
  29. Code works on one computer only
  30. Someone accidentally deletes something important
  31. A title is changed at the last minute
  32. Someone Googles their own error message
  33. A citation spiral begins
  34. A reviewer asks for a totally new method
  35. A wet lab protocol says “mix gently”
  36. Someone spills something expensive
  37. A Nobel laureate is mentioned casually
  38. A result is called “promising”
  39. A sentence starts with “In this context…”
  40. Someone says “In theory, this should work”
  41. A freezer alarm goes off
  42. A figure is remade five minutes before submission
  43. Someone mentions a rejected paper
  44. “The data are… moody today”
  45. “We don’t really know why”
  46. “We’ll explain it in the discussion”
  47. An experiment fails for no clear reason
  48. Someone mentions ethics approval delays
  49. A theory works beautifully—experiment does not
  50. Someone says “I’ll clean the data later”
  51. “The sample size is… limited”
  52. You forgot your poster.
  53. “I swear this worked last week”
  54. A paper is cited without being fully read
  55. “Let’s add it to future work”
  56. Someone spends five minutes looking for the right cable/adaptor
  57. A gel looks almost perfect
  58. “Let’s just re-run it”
  59. A deadline quietly passes
  60. A script runs for hours… then crashes