The Theory of Roberto: Second Edition

This bingo card has a free space and 71 words: Says ivermectin cures more than doctors admit 🎯, Mentions parasites being the root of most disease 🎯, Mentions farm meds or Tractor Supply 🎯, Says the Buga Sphere has no seams or welds 🎯, Claims the Buga Sphere reacted to chanting 💀, Says the sphere “gained weight over time” 🎯, Says UFO sightings are increasing because disclosure is near 🎯, Mentions the Tic Tac UFOs 🎯, Claims the government recovered crashed UFOs 💀, Says aliens communicate through frequencies 🎯, Thinks UFOs helped ancient civilizations 🎯, Says the Moon is artificial or hollow 💀, Says anti-gravity tech already exists 🎯, Connects reptilians to aliens 🎯, Brings up Dogman or Skinwalkers as interdimensional 🎯, Mentions Fresno Nightcrawlers like it's established fact 🎯, References 432 Hz or 528 Hz 🎯, Claims meditation opened his third eye 🎯, Mentions an astral projection experience 💀, Says sleep paralysis is a spiritual encounter 🎯, Says remote viewing is proven 🎯, Talks about flat Earth horizon arguments 🎯, Mentions the ice wall 🎯, Says eclipses don’t work on a globe 💀, Says seasons prove Earth is flat 🎯, Says “NASA edits all their photos” 🎯, Mentions gold/silver being the only real money 🎯, Mentions dollar collapse or BRICS 🎯, Connections two unrelated theories with “Think about it…” 🎯, Pulls out phone to show a YouTube video 🎯, The video he shows is extremely blurry 🎯, He starts talking faster mid-rant 🎯, He gets louder as he goes 🎯, He answers a different question than the one asked 🎯, Says “Hear me out…” 🎯, “You have to wake up, man.” ✅, “Do your own research.” 🎯, “They don’t want you to know the truth.” 🎯, “It’s all connected.” ✅, “The government already knows.” ✅, “Mainstream media is covering it up.” 🎯, “Follow the money.” ✅, “Look at the ancient texts.” ✅, “There’s more to this than they’re telling us.” 🎯, “They’ve been hiding this for years.” 🎯, “History has been rewritten.” ✅, Mentions Lizard People controlling the government 💀, Brings up Antarctica conspiracies ✅, Says Bigfoot is interdimensional 🎯, Mentions Nazi UFOs 🎯, References Above Majestic 💀, Says aliens built the pyramids ✅, Thinks Elon Musk is “in on it” 🎯, Brings up Area 51 or underground bases 🎯, Thinks Tesla (the scientist) was silenced 🎯, Brings up JFK assassination conspiracy 🎯, Talks about Skinwalker Ranch 🎯, Believes the Moon landing was faked 🎯, Thinks the government has time travel tech 💀, Mentions “the simulation” or the Matrix 🎯, Brings up Tartaria or mud floods 🎯, Gets frustrated when someone challenges him ✅, Leans in and lowers his voice like he’s revealing something dangerous 💀, Checks over his shoulder before saying something “classified” 💀, Uses hand gestures like connecting dots in the air ✅, Says, “I can’t say too much about this, but…” 🎯, Mentions having “sources” but doesn’t specify who 🎯, Tries to explain something, pauses, then says, “Never mind, it’s too deep.” ✅, Starts explaining one theory but merges it with another 🎯, Says, “You’ll see. Just wait.” 💀 and Looks at the bartender suspiciously ✅.

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